malegayzes:

Me: Your total is $11.69

Customer: okay * gives me $12*

Me: *puts in amount*

Customer: oh wait, I think I have 69 cen-

prettyfuckingepic:

3thegreat:

mdelrosario:

bella4lyfe:

When Beyonce announced she was pregnant, this was the fucking best thing ever caught on camera

reblogging every time.

Lol Jay was happy af

I love how happy Kanye is

its-kesharose:

“Kesha is losing her career for publically accusing her rapist and people wonder why more victims of rape don’t speak up”

fuckthesealiensgotitbad:

oH MY gOD

mockingjaysinmyhead:

gordacrybaby:

bepeu:

you ever been so stressed that youre calm

this is my constant state

my chill is fake

carlin-m:

please don’t ever laugh at someone at the gym who’s lifting very little amounts of weight, or running only a little bit on the treadmill. don’t make fun of someone for putting a machine at the lowest weight or only bench pressing the bar (it’s already 45 lbs on its own). don’t laugh at the people who are just starting out or who physically can’t do too much weights or running or pull ups or squats or whatever. Everyone has to start somewhere

ferelden:

your fave is problematic… hydromatic… ultramatic… why it could be greased lightning!!!!

shwaas:

I saw this somewhere and I thought Tumblr would appreciate it